Seiji: *eyes suspiciously* What's soooo funny? You've been laughing all day.
Seijifreak: *still laughing*
Seiji: I will never understand you. You're always carrying on about something.
Seijifreak: *tries to stop laughing* *slaps self* Ok--ay. *laughs* Sorry about that. *wipes away a tear* That was hilarious.
Seiji: What was?
Seijifreak: *chuckles* You'll find out in a minute.
Seiji: *sarcastically* Oh, I can't wait.
Seijifreak: Hehe. That's good. *calls to Nasutei* Hey Nasutei! Get in here! I have a surprise for you and lover-boy!!
Seiji: *rolls eyes* Oh God. Please Seijifreak, spare me your rantings. Let's just get this over with.
Seijifreak: *grins as she sees Nasutei walk in* Sure thing Seiji. The quicker you start answering questions, the better!
Nasutei: *sits down next to Seiji* What's up?
Seijifreak: *grin gets even bigger* I just have a little surprise for you both. I'll tell you later though. First, let's get through these questions.
Seiji: In other words, she's about to make our lives a living hell.
Seijifreak: *pretends to look hurt* Seiji, why do you have to look at everything so negatively.
Seiji: Because, its you. And you're worthless. Something bad is bound to happen.
Seijifreak: Seiji, Seiji, Seiji. Would I ever do anything to literally hurt your pride...
Seiji: YES! But since I can't do anything about it anyway, let's just read the questions.
Seijifreak: *grins triumphantly*
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Dear Seiji: Venka2
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Seijifreak: What's the matter Seiji? See your twin or something?
Nasutei: *crinkles up nose* He doesn't look nearly as good as my Seiji-kun. You're right Venka2, this guy doesn't look like Seiji.
Seiji: *still staring at the photos* You know, this guy looks really weird. Who on Earth has THAT much hair?
Seijifreak: *smacks forehead*
Nasutei: *anime sweatdrop*
Seijifreak: Hey Seiji, have you ever looked in the mirror?
Shuu: *snorts* What a stupid question!!!! Does Seiji look in the mirror? He probably spends 4 hours a day just staring at the mirror so he looks perfect. Casanova...
Seiji: Shut-up Shuu!! Why do people think I'm so obsessed with my looks? I don't even care what I look like. I am NOT a casanova either. When are you going to stop calling me that? Besides, what the hell are you doing in here anyway? This area is off limits to you!
Shuu: You are so a casanova, even if you are afraid to talk to girls. And besides, I thought I was your friend!! You're kicking me out? What kind of friend is that?
Seiji: I'm not AFRAID to talk to girls, I just dislike doing it. There's a difference between fear and dislike. And anyway, you may be my friend, but you're a worthless one as far as the Question Room goes. Get out! I already have Touma and Kayura busting in here every five minutes, I don't need you too!
Touma: *busts into room* Now what are you complaining about? I am ALWAYS getting mentioned in here, and then you wonder why I always barge in.
Seiji: Well, if you hadn't barged in to begin with, I wouldn't have to get at you for breaking in all the time!
Nasutei: Stop it you guys!
Shin: *comes in frantically* Stop it everyone! We're all friends here! We shouldn't be fighting! Can't we all just get along?
Shuu: Aghhhhh! Shin, you are such a wuss! I should kick your ass for saying that!
Shin: Alright fatboy, bring it on!
Seiji: You know where you can shove those books don't you blue-boy!
Touma: *shakes fists menacingly* Don't even get me started...
Seijifreak: *is still staring at the images in the letter* You know, the one on the right really does kind of look like Seiji.
Everyone: *stops fighting and looks at Seijifreak* Huh?
Nasutei: *looking around the room* Is everyone calm now?
Everyone: *nods in agreement* Yeah.
Nasutei: Why don't we just finish answering the questions and see if we can work this whole mess out? I think we only have one more, right Seijifreak?
Seijifreak: *nods head* Yeah, that's right.
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Sacred Flame: Foolish mortals. Nasutei, are you truly the wise one? You ignore the repeated warnings of death by poisoning that I give you. When speaking through Rei (my dearest servent, I really wish she would wake up), I must speak in simple riddles. The Darkest Prison sheds the Light of a Pegasus means the same place. The Pink Lady is a brunette. The Dazzle Dance is Death. The Wine of the Wedding is literal. And by the way, do you really think Anubis (Cale) would give Nasutei up that easily? And what about Shuten Douji? The spirit, when in love, will go to any lengths to keep his lover his. Ah. Rei awakens. She has a question for you. Rei: What is going on here? Literally. WHEN IS THE WEDDING???? Make a date please. How about this Thursday? Well, Buh-bye! |
Nasutei: *smacks forehead* Seiji!!! Stop it! *shakes Seiji* Chill out! Its just Rei. She's always saying something. For your information, Anubis is such an ASS-HOLE!!! I never liked him. Besides, Anubis got the idea that I was taken after all the times Seiji showed him how a REAL swordsman fights. And why does everyone seem to pair me up with Shuuten? For one thing, I spent maybe a total of half a day with Shuuten. After that, Kayura killed him. That's that. There is nothing even close to proof for me and Shuuten.
Seijifreak: Hey! Don't forget about the last part of that message!
Nasutei: *blushes* Oh no. Another wedding question. *turns even redder and puts hands on her face* I thought we already answered this?
Seiji: *gets up and looks embarassed* We did answer this! When are you going to get it through your head! We ARE NOT getting married right now!
Seijifreak: *begins laughing histerically again*
Seiji: *gets annoyed* What ARE you laughing at?
Seijifreak: *snickers* Hehe. This is the part I think you guys are going to find extremely funny. *laughs again* I just set you guys up to be hitched next Thursday!!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT????
Seijifreak: *laughs* I have it set up so that next Thursday, right here in the Question Room, you and Nasutei are getting married!!! *falls on the floor*
Seiji: *stands there with mouth open* No way. NO WAY!!!!! I refuse!!!!!
Touma: *starts laughing* You are a genius Seijifreak! *gives Seijifreak a hi-five* That is such a kick-ass idea!!
Seijifreak: *laughs* Wait a second Touma. I think you want to hear this too. I've decided to make it a double wedding since you and Seiji are such good friends. Won't that be fun! *starts laughing histerically again* You are scheduled to wed Kayura!!!! Muahahaahahahaahahah!!!!!!!
Touma: *mouth drops open*
Seiji: Hahahahahahahaahahaaah!!!!!! Hahahahahah!!! You and Kayura????!!!!!?? Hahahahahaahhhhaahahaaaahahh!!!!
Touma: But, but, but....You can't do this to me!!!
Shuu: Hahahaahahahahahaha!!! Seiji and Nasutei sitting in a tree!
Seiji: *growles* Shut-up!!!!!!!!!! I am NOT getting married!! It'll be so screwed!
Shin: *begins to cry* That's so sweet!
Shuu: You dumb-ass! *chases Shin out of the room*
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