Evil Eyes

*The door opens and you see a wild blonde walk in the room. He has a stack of questions in his hand. A girl walks in behind him. She is grinning evily as she eyes the questions in Seiji's hand. They sit down at a table and the blonde sorts out the questions*

Seijifreak: Wow! Seiji, can you believe we are already on week 2 of questions? And this week we had several more questions asked than we did last week. Aren't you thrilled?
Seiji: *sighs* Yeah, whatever. I just hope these questions aren't as embarrassing as last week's question. *cringes*
Seijifreak: Oh well, won't know until you open them up. *grins*
Seiji: You better watch yourself Seijifreak. Remember what happened last week? You got me in a lot of trouble with Nasutei.
Seijifreak: Hang on! You brought it all on yourself. If you had just answered the question, Nasutei never would have gotten so pissed off at you.
Seiji: Whatever.
Seijifreak: Just read the questions! I have stuff to do!
Seiji: I'm reading them!

This question is from Nighthowler. This person asks:
Hehe. Seiji, who would you choose to pop the Eternal Pledge (AKA marriage): Kayura or Seijifreak? And why? No choosing Nasutei, though."

Seiji: *screams* Not another one! And what do you mean, no choosing Nasutei!
Seijifreak: *laughs histerically* Well honey, you better make a choice! Is it me, or is it Kayura?
Seiji: I am NOT your honey!
Seijifreak: *laughs even harder*
Seiji: *growles* I'm glad you find this amusing. *stares at question* Well, let's just get this over with. Seijifreak, if I say something, will you promise not to go balistik on me?
Seijifreak: *grins evily* Of course honey, you know I will be completely under control no matter what you say or do.
Seiji: *rolls eyes* Sure. Okay. Um. I guess if I had to choose, I would say....
Touma: *bursts into room* You say Kayura and I'll kick your ass Seiji! Kayura's mine you here! Mine, mine, mine! Don't even go there! I swear....
Seiji: DAMN YOU TOUMA!!!! I was just about to answer! Don't you know I hate doing this????!!!!?? I'm trying to get it done and here you are busting in! Just shut up! I hate Kayura anyway! I'd probably choose to marry a cat over Kayura!
Touma: You hate Kayura! Why you little... Take that back Seiji or I'm gonna kick your ass! Kayura is beautiful, and wonderful, and she'll kick my ass if I don't defend her.
Seiji: *rolls eyes* Good lord Touma. Get out!
Seijifreak: *still laughing*
Kayura: *storms in room* Seiji, you little bastard! As the Ancient One, it is my duty to silence you and defend the clan of the Ancient Ones!
Seiji: *rolls eyes and moans* Oh God.....
Kayura: *electricutes Seiji with Ancient staff* Muhahhahahahaahah!!!
Nasutei: *runs into room* What the hell do you think you're doing Kayura! Nobody messes with my Seiji-kun!
Kayura: Teach your pretty-boy some manners!

*Nasutei and Kayura get into a heated argument about whether Touma or Seiji is a better man. Seiji recovers from Kayura's blast.*

Seiji: *mutters something* I hate this. Where was I so I can get the hell out of here? Oh yeah, I was just about to say who I would marry. Um, yeah, well, I would have to marry Seijifreak. Why? Well, she has been a good friend of mine, despite the fact that she is always embarassing me and getting me in trouble with Nasutei, and she has gone through all this trouble of making me a website, even though the image gallery sucks and I wish there were more images of me in it, and she already pretty much just adores me, and who wouldn't. She also agrees with me on a lot of things and she's nicer to me than Kayura, which isn't saying much...Plus, she is *snorts* pretty.
Seijifreak: *Seijifreak who was laughing right until five seconds ago stops and jumps into Seiji's arms* Oh Seiji! You chose me! Oh, we're going to have such a wonderful life together! What kind of house should we get? I know, a big one that's green and white! I'll plant flowers in the garden and wash dishes and cook for you every night....
Seiji: *nearly chokes* Keep dreaming! Besides, you said you wouldn't go balistik on me? Damn you Seijifreak!
Seijifreak: Oh, and I'll keep everything nice and clean and...
Seiji: SHUT-UP SEIJIFREAK!!!!! This is only between you and Kayura. I still love Nasutei.
Seijifreak: *begins to sniffle* Oh Seiji, our life over before it even begins....How sad and tragic. We would have been so happy together. *begins to cry on Seiji's shoulder*
Seiji: *rolls eyes* Save it Seijifreak.
Touma: Come back in twenty minutes Mom... *drools on table. Touma has fallen asleep on table while Nasutei and Kayura have fought*
Seiji: I think its time for the next question. *stares at question* There are three of them from this person! *moans* Please let them be SANE questions!

These questions are from Venka2. This person asks:
I know you like both of your sisters, but which one is your favorite?

Have any of your friends ever met your sisters?

And...If one of you sisters had a crush on your closest friend, how would you feel about that?

Seiji: *smiles* Finally, one person has sent in some reasonable questions. Well, first off, my favorite sister would have to be my little sister, Satsuki. She has always been my friend since she was born and always listens to me and treats me like a human-being. Satsuki is really kind and caring and I love her a lot. I also like the nickname she gave me, 'ni-chan.' Oh, and I DO NOT like my older sister Yayoi at all. I don't know where you got the idea that I did. I HATE her.
Seijifreak: You can say you love your sister, but you can't say you love your girlfriend. *shakes head* Sad Seiji, sad. Besides, I thought you said you hated that nickname.
Seiji: *glares at Seijifreak* You be quiet. I'm answering these questions. And besides, I never said I hated that nickname. Now, for the second question, some of my friends have met my sisters. Mainly Touma has met them. He really likes Satsuki, but he hates Yayoi's guts. I can see why.
Seijifreak: So can I. Yayoi is a real snob. She really needs to be smacked.
Seiji: Just like you sometimes.
Seijifreak: What?
Seiji: As for the third question, I don't know who in their right mind would date my older sister. I know all of my friends are at least halfway sane, and anyone who is halfway sane would not date my older sister. As for my younger sister, if she dates anybody, I have to meet them first or I kick their ass. *grins*
Seijifreak: *snickers* Depending on how big they are.
Seiji: What did you say?
Seijifreak: Nothing.
Seiji: Thank God this is almost over. Last question!!!!!!!!!! *smiles happily*

This question is from Rei Hino. This person asks:
Tee-hee! I have a Q! Tee-hee!! Have you ever met your North American counter-part? If so, what did you think of him?

Seiji: *question mark appears on forehead* North American counter-part? What the heck?
Seijifreak: *snickers* Yeah Seiji! Haven't you heard the buzz? People everywhere seem to think you're American! They think that you aren't Japanese at all and that you really come from America! Other people think you have a twin in America and you two were separated at birth.
Seiji: Good lord! What will people come up with next? I do not have a North American counter-part! I am one and only. I am original. I am the best. I am the mightiest! I am THE Date Seiji. I am.....
Seijifreak: ...extremely boring. Would you shut-up already. We get the picture.
Seiji: I am NOT American! I am Japanese damnit!
Seijifreak: OKAY SEIJI! We get the picture! You're freakin' Japanese. Now shut-up!
Touma: How about a double-hot fudge sundae Mom? Ohhhh, Kayura, will you fix me some hot chocolate? *big puddle of drool on table*
Kayura: Who are you tell me that.....
Nasutei: Touma is a slacker! Seiji is so......
Touma: More cocoa please....
Nasutei: Damn you Kayura!
Kayura: Damn you Nasutei!
Seiji: I am NOT American! I am FULLY, as in, completely, Japanese!
Seijifreak: *grins* That's it people. Send in your juicy questions and comments here. Thanks to all who sent in questions this week! Really appreciate it! Come back next week for new answers to everyone's burning questions!
Seiji: I am NOT American!
Seijifreak: *rolls eyes and leaves the room*

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