Seiji and Nasutei walk in holding a pile of questions. Seijifreak follows in close behind dragging a laptop with her. She sits down immediately and begins typing away.*

Nasutei:   Hello all. Welcome to the Question Room.

Seiji:   Hello everyone. *stares at Seijifreak* What's up with the laptop?

Seijifreak:   *still typing away madly* Well, I've been trying to get up a lot of stuff lately, so I decided I'd use a little QR time for help. I'll still answer questions, I'll just be a little....pre-occupied.

Seiji:   *sweatdrop* Okay, whatever.

Nasutei:   *shakes head* Why don't we just get started with the first question, huh guys?

These questions are from Silphymon & Friends. This person asks:

Silphymon: Where's my lilac color I had when I was LK, Seijifreak?Guess what else Princess Mercury and I are gonna make an anime makeover webpage called "Welcome to Princess Mercury and Silphymon's Makeover Salon!" Angewomon couldn't join us last time, she went to Palm Springs this week. Then tomorrow she's going to Tokyo, Japan! Bet you're gonna be jealous Seijifreak about PM and I making a webpage together. Piccolo will be there too.

Satsuki the Puppy: Sorry I couldn't be there, Seiji, I was busy admiring my new collar Silphymon gave me as a present. Mieko was too adiring her new collar with a whistle on it,and we got to meet Tamahome, Goten, Bura, Shuu, and Hikari.

Silphymon: OHHHH Seiji, Which one of your friends or foes do you want to PM and me give a makeover to? And Nasutie, What kinds of T.V shows do you like?

Satsuki the Puppy: Silphs is gonna try to send you the pictures again! If you and your friends went up against the Gundam Pilots minus their Gundams who would win? Ryo VS Heero, Shuu VS Wufei, Shin VS Quatre, Touma VS Duo, and you, Seiji VS Trowa.

Nuriko: My vote goes to the Gundam Pilots!

Soi: Mine's goes to the Ronin Warriors, Suzaku girl!

Marron: Ronin Warriors!

Nuriko: Take that back, you Seiryuu bitch.

Soi: Go fall off a hill.

Nuriko: Make me Thunder Thighs!

*Soi and Nuriko get into yet another fight*

Silphymon: STATIC FORCE!

*Silphymon's static force fries both Nuriko and Soi to the ground.*

Marron: You shouldn't have done that Silph! They might hate you for that!

Silphymon: They'll get over it some day. And I had to use it in order to keep the peace around the QR.

Miyako: Hello Seiji, Hikari told me everything about you. You're soooooooooooo cute and fine. I'm jealous that Hikari's has TK and Davis chasing after her.

Silphymon: Daisuke told me that he wasn't love with Hikari, he had a crush on you and so does Ken.

Ja ne

Seiji:   Hehe. *grins evily* Do me a favor and give Anubis a makeover okay? You can do ANYTHING you want to him. I mean, ANYTHING.

Seijifreak:   Maybe you can makeover Arago so he looks better. You certainly couldn't make him look any worse.

Nasutei:   You guys are so mean. *clears throat* Anyway, since you probably don't know any Japanese T.V. shows, I'll stick to American ones. I like the dating programs!! Oh, and have you guys ever watched 'Strip Poker?' That's a fun game!

Seijifreak:   Yeah! That game is pretty cool! Two guys and two girls have to answer questions about each other's gender, and if they get the wrong answer, they have to take off an article of clothing! *laughs*

Nasutei:   But they don't let you take off any more clothing after a certain amount of wrong answers. That way, you don't strip down all the way. It's really fun.

Seiji:   But why is it called 'Strip Poker.' What's the poker for?

Nasutei:   Oh yeah! See, whenever they get a right answer, they get to choose between two cards to place on a shelf labled with either 'Boys,' or 'Girls.' They have to try and answer a lot of questions correctly to get cards to make pairs. They play poker while stripping when they have a wrong answer. Hehe.

Seiji:   Okay, okay, back to the questions! *looks at questions* Well, I'd have to say that Heero would probably win against Ryo, Wufei would win against Shuu, Shin and Quatre wouldn't even fight because they'd both go on and on about the fight being pointless, Touma and Duo wouldn't fight either, and I wouldn't fight Trowa either because I don't have a problem with him.....and Seijifreak likes him a lot.

Seijifreak:   *gets stars in eyes* Trowa!

Seiji:   *sweatdrop* Uh, anyway, thanks Miyako for the compliments. Uh, see you all later, okay?

These questions are from Rei. This person asks:

            Rei: Yo! It's me again! *evil grin* Seiji, you will hate what I've got in store for you in one of my next fics. Seijifreak, did you show him already? I think it'll scare the crap out of him. Mizuno Ami: I miss 'Freak-chan Rei: Only you would say that. Tsukino Usagi: Don't be so mean Rei. Rei: Seijifreak, Seiji, Nasuti, do you see what I have to put up with?

            *mumbling* Curse the day they convinced me to allow them to stay at my house!! By the way, Nasuti, does Seiji strike you as moody? And Seiji, I know you're not a bastard. Don't call yourself that. Your birth was perfectly legitimate. Seiji, does Nasuti strike you as innocent but devious? Like she is not always what she seems? No slight intetended. I just need to know.

            Here is the question I've been dying to ask you both: When a fit of melancholy strikes you, what do you do? Usagi: How do you keep your hair in place, Seiji? Rei: *drop kicks Usagi out of the court yard* Bye! *Screens vanish*

Seiji:   Hehe. Well Rei, best wishes with your company, okay? As for the fanfic, no, Seijifreak forgot to mention anything about me in a new fic. *glares at Seijifreak*

Seijifreak:   *lowers head behind computer*

Seiji:   *turns attention back to question* Thanks. But I don't think that's quite what people want to get at when they call me a bastard....

Nasutei:   I don't think Seiji is moody. He stays in pretty much the same mood all the time. His personality is pretty constant. He might seem moody in here because he and Seijifreak quarrel, but outside the Question Room they get along just fine. Their personalities are a lot alike, so they clash sometimes.

Seijifreak:   I am nothing like him!

Nasutei:   *giggles*

Seiji:   Yeah, I don't think we're alike.

Nasutei:   Hehe. You guys are so in denial.

Seiji:   ANYWAY, I do think Nasutei can be devious...

Nasutei:   *smiles sweetly*

Seiji:   ...but she is still sweet 90% of the time.

Seijifreak:   What about the other 10%?

Seiji:   *exasperated* Why do you ask such questions?

Nasutei:   *giggles* Ice cream!

Seiji:   *stares blankly* Huh?

Seijifreak:   *looks up from laptop* What?

Nasutei:   When I'm melancholy, I eat ice cream! It's the best way to relieve your stress! A big bucket of Watermelon Ice or Double Fudge Swirl!

Seiji:   Hmm. When melancholy hits me, I usually don't do anything but think. I kind of slump down and think about what makes me melancholy which, in return, makes me even more melancholy. It's a vicious cycle.

Seijifreak:   Then how do you get out of melancholy?

Seiji:   That's a good question....

Nasutei:   *trying to think of something to change the subject* Uh, Seiji, what about the last question?

Seiji:   Hmm? Oh yes. I don't have to work to keep my hair in place. It just stays in place naturally. It's been this way for so long it doesn't move.

Seijifreak:   Good for it.

Seiji:   *growles*

These questions are from Youkai Fire Fix. This person asks:

Talpa's big head floats in the Question Room, transmitting from Fox's computer.

TALPA::*clears throat* Uhk-cum .. . Hello, Sage of Halo. WAhuhahahahahahhHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! I have taken over the internet. Be aware you Ronin Wart! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH!

FOX:: *fox grumbles in background* Dip head! *shakes head* Sorry Sage, but the guy paid me in cash. How could I refuse? I could hardly refuse the pixy sticks and the cash, well, it's just the toping of many more things to come. *evil smirk* What can I say I drive a hard bargain. *glares at Talpa* Yo, fat head! The transmitter only last for a couple of minutes before it runs out. *sighs* If it runs out on ya, you're the one who is going to give it more quarters, it ate all mine up, mate! SO HARRY IT UP!!!!!!! *speaks in a threatening tone* Or I'll make you watch all the re-runs of Ronin Warriors, over and over and over and over . . .

TALPA:: *super deform* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh, God, holy Saber, annoying Ryo, warlords, @$^#, kill Yulie , pink men in tights!

FOX:: *mouth hits the floor* What the he*%! *covers mouth* I KNEW IT, YOU'RE GAY! No one says, pink men in tights, but Mango the dancer!

TAPLA:: *sends lighting bolt at Fox* Okay, 'we' were suppose to embarrass you, SAGE OF HALO! But, NO, Miss.Bandit lady had to pick on me! NO ONE LOVES ME! *starts to cry*

FOX:: *burnt to a crisp* Just get on with it, the transmitter is almost on empty.

TAPLA:: *chibi form* But-but, NO one loves me! wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...


TALPA:: *sticks tounge out* Look, Halo, all you have to do is; *evil smile* well, is to tell us what this picture is about. Whauahahahahahahahahahahha! If you don't, you don't want to know! Whauhahahahahaahahahahahah .. *starts to fade out*

Chibi Seiji!  How kawaii!

FOX:: *fox is standing in front of the transmitter, which is now in pieces. Fox has a mallet in the other hand* He&$, the dude's laugh was annoying. *looks guilty* Uh? I don't see him, anywhere? He- he was suppose to come back, wasn't he? *looks at transmitter* Oh, ho, honey I think I shrunk THE HEAD!

*twilight music starts to play* dude-a,dude-a,dude-a .. . .. . .

*a miniature Talpa is running on the computer screen at EVIL EYES!*

Fox:: ACK! *looks at the computer* YO, Seijifreak, he's on ya web-sight! *laughs* Don't worry, I have it cover.

*fox turns to all the kids at Evil Eyes*


*fox plugs in the jock stick*

FOX:: heck, this has to be the best videio game ever! *starts to zap at Chibi Talpa*

CHIBI TAPLA:: *talks like he sucked up all the Helium in balloons* WHY YOU LITTLE JINX! I'm gona get you! AHHHHHHHHHH! *a zap hits him in the rear-end* THAT HURTS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh! HOLY PINK MEN IN TIGHTS!

Seiji:   *stares blankly* How interesting...

Seijifreak:   *grins* Like I've said before, Fox never fails to make an impression! Hehe. I like the picture of Chibi Seiji. *gets stars in eyes again*

Seiji:   Stop that!

Seijifreak:   Stop what?

Seiji:   The starry-eyes thing!

Seijifreak:   *stars in eyes* *stars in eyes* *stars in eyes* *stars in eyes*


Seijifreak:   *laughs insanely*


Seiji:   *mumbles* Yeah okay. Anyway, in that picture, I'm still in the stage of when I was really sick. The hand is of Mother. She is trying to get me to stay in bed, but I don't want to. *grins* Persistant and stubborn, even as a child. I told her I could get out of bed and was just fine. I was supposed to be training that day...

Nasutei:   You are very cute as a little boy, Seiji!

These questions are from The Outer Senshi & Gang. This person asks:

Uranus: WE'RE BAAAACK!!!!

Pluto: *sighs*

Neptune: *smiling* Hi everyone!

Saturn: Yeah! Betcha thought we forgot about you! *giggles*

Neptune: Seiji, again I am so very sorry for my behavior towards you....

Uranus: *Mocking Neptune in the background*

Pluto: Uranus!

Uranus: Well it's not MY fault she's got a crush on him!

Hilde: Umm......can we talk to them yet?

Saturn: Be my guest!

Dorothy: Hello! It's an honor to meet you all!

Noin: Dorothy please.........Hello Seiji, Seijifreak, Nasutei.

Hilde: Hey guys!

Catherine: Hi!

Relena: Hello everyone.

Sally: Hi!

Uranus: And just cuz Seijifreak was complaining last week.........WE DRAGGED PICCOLO BACK IN HERE WITH US!!!

Piccolo: If any of you bother me.......I swear......

Uranus: Get a life........

Piccolo: Keep pushing me and you won't have a life........


Uranus: Whatever......

Piccolo: Shut up.........

Relena: Seiji, if you ever had children do you think you'd tell them about the yoroi?

Uranus: Unbelievable! She asked an INTELLIGENT question!

Saturn: You should try doing that once in awhile Uranus.........

Uranus: Why you little! *Leaps ontop of Saturn*

*anime cloud fight*

Neptune: *sweatdrop*

Hilde: *Paying no attention to Uranus and Saturn whatsoever* Nasutei, do you think you'll quit your job if you marry Seiji and have kids?

Dorothy: *watching Saturn and Uranus with a look of delight* Fighting! Oh I love it! War! Bloody battles! The nightmarish screams of pain, fear and despair! I LIVE FOR IT!!!! *continues to rant*

Relena: Miss Dorothy! Please! War is not the way to happiness! Pacifisim is the only true path......*continues to blither pointlessly about pacifisim*

Noin: *sweatdrop* uhhhh..........ooooookkaaayyyy........Nasutei, I really respect how you love Seiji. I don't care what anyone says, you two were meant for each other........

Sally: Oh come on Piccolo!!! Say something!


Saturn: *laughs*


*Uranus and Saturn are still fighting in the background*

everyone else: Okay......

Catherine: Nasutei, what do you think you'd do if Seiji got amnisia? *eyes get teary* I--I could hardly stand it when Trowa didn't remember who I was.......*bursts into tears and runs out of the room*

*Uranus and Saturn stop fighting*

Uranus: What's her problem?

Pluto: Dunno...........

Piccolo: She's an idiotic girl who's going to get herself killed one day.........

Saturn: Oh

Uranus: Okay

*both turn to one another and start to fight again*

Hilde: *looks confused*

Neptune: Piccolo.....Must you always be negative?

Piccolo: When it comes to being here? Yes....

Pluto: *rolls her eyes*

Sally: Seiji, could you please explain how your family's dojo works, how you'll inherit it and stuff like that? Thanx!

*Uranus and Saturn stop fighting again and lay on the floor gasping for breath*

Dorothy: ended all too soon........

Hilde: Get a grip you freak!

Dorothy: *hands clasped with that freaky smile on her face*

Noin: Maybe we should leave..........

Pluto: I agree!

Saturn: Wait! *pant* I have *pant* to *pant* say something *pant pant*......

Neptune: Go ahead then....

Saturn: *leaps up* REBECCA!!!! RYO IS MINE!!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!! *falls over again* There.............*pant* Now we can........*pant* go.....

Everyone else: *HUGE sweatdrop*

Seiji:   *laughs*

Seijifreak:   *laughs too* Yes another group of people who never fail to make an impression! Welcome back you guys! I wondered where you all ran off too.....Piccolo!!!!!!!!! *gets stars in eyes* Oh, you kick so much ass!!! You can blow everybody away! I have a shrine dedicated to you, you know? Keep it.....

Seiji:   *interrupting Seijifreak* ANYWAY, yes Relena, I would definately tell my children about the Yoroi. I wouldn't want them to wear it though...

Nasutei:   *giggles* I want a little girl!

Seiji:   *blushes*

Seijifreak:   *still going on* ....and your attacks kick ass! Especially that Masenkou attack that Gohan always uses and....

Nasutei:   *ignoring the rambling Seijifreak* Never! I'd never quit my job! I love to work, especially in Romance Literature! I could never stay home and be a housewife. And taking care of the kids would be no problem. I could take them to work with me and Seiji would work at home in the dojo!! You know Seiji, that's a great job! It brings in a lot of money!

Seiji:   *not paying much attention* Uh-uh. *is still staring at Seijifreak who continues to ramble on about Piccolo*

Seijifreak: of these days you need to lay the smackdown on Vegeta because he talks WAY too much...

Nasutei:   *turns red* Seiji! Are you listening? What about the questions?

Seiji:   *snaps back into reality* Oh yeah. Uh, what was the question? Oh. Uh, I'd inherit the dojo after my parents are too old to take care of it or if I get married. I guess my parents would still live with me, but they might leave. It'll be a while before I get it though. They are really happy living there and they still have Satsuki to raise. Besides, I'm too young to start taking care of the dojo all by myself. As for right now in the dojo, everyone has a job that they have to do. Satsuki is tending to the housework inside with Mother. Father of course works at the Police Station, Grandfather keeps up the shrine, Mother does, well, everything, and I teach all the students in training for Kendo and Martial Arts. Yayoi tends to all the outside work.

Nasutei:   *obviously missing everything Seiji just said* *gets tears in eyes* Oh thank you Noin. That is so kind of you to say. It makes me feel my relationship with Seiji is even stronger.

Seijifreak:   *has finally stopped rambling about how great Piccolo is* That is so sweet Nasutei. *grins*

Nasutei:   *glares at Seijifreak* Shut-up Seijifreak!

Seiji:   *shakes head*

Nasutei:   If Seiji got amnesia, I'd just take him to the doctor and get him better again. Of course, I'd probably have heart failure first...

Seiji:   We'd better move on to the next question...

Seijifreak:   You kick ass Piccolo!

Seiji:   *sighs*

These questions are from Imperialdramon & Friends. This person asks:

Imperialdramon: Hi, Seiji! Hi, Naustei! Neither of you watch Digimon, huh? That's okay. Oh, BTW, you two probably knew me better as Ex-Veemon. I DNA-Digivolved with Stingmon, mega digivolved, then did a mode change to fighter mode. Confused? I'll explain later...if that son of a gun Seijifreak doesn't tell you first. SHE MUST DIE!

Buttercup: Calm down, big guy! So, Seiji. Who would win with me against Sailor Mars?

Princess Mercury: Imp, just because she dissed Digimon doesn't mean that you have to kill her. You ought to be respectful of her opinion. I disagree with her too, but you don't see me trying to send her into oblivion. As for you, Buttercup, you would beat the heck out of Mars.


Bubbles: Good heavens. *anime sweatdrop* Seijifreak, you can see how angry Imperialdramon can get. I ask you...PLEASE do not provoke him any farther, or he'll blow you from here to Chicago. I mean it.

Imp: *breathes heavily to calm down* Nasutei, if you've read Harry Potter, who would be your favorite character?

Buttercup: See ya'll next time! *leaves with the others*

Seiji:   *narrows eyes* I don't like threats. Especially on Seijifreak. I'm the only one who hassels Seijifreak.

Seijifreak:   Well, that was quite rude. *grins* But no biggie!

Seiji:   I still don't like it... You have nothing to apoligize for.

Seijifreak:   *jumps into Seiji's arms* I love you too Seiji!

Seiji:   *drops her* WHATEVER!

Seijifreak:   *rolls eyes* I still hate Digimon, but if it makes anyone feel better, the first season of Digimon was okay. There, is everyone happy now?

Nasutei:   What about the other seasons?

Seijifreak:   I think it'd be wise not to mention any opinions on the second season. *grins*

Seiji:   I'm in a nasty mood now...

Seijifreak:   I think Seiji is moody.

Nasutei:   Would you guys just answer the questions?

Seiji:   *puts hands on hips* Okay. Buttercup, you would definately win against Mars. No contest.

Nasutei:   *question mark* Harry Potter? What's Harry Potter?

Seiji:   *is now staring at the jibber-jabber Seijifreak has typed up on the laptop* What kind of typing is that?

Seijifreak:   *pre-occupied* Hyper Text Mark-up Language.

Seiji:   Hyper Language what?

Seijifreak:   *not taking her eyes off the computer* HTML. It's a code used for designing websites.

Seiji:   Why are things so complicated these days?

Seijifreak:   It's only complicated because you don't know how to do it.

Seiji:   Exactly. That's why I don't know how to do it. It's complicated.

Nasutei:   For heaven's sake! Would you just finish the questions?

These questions are from Jnala. This person asks:

            seiji my cousin when berserk after I told her that you didn't want to change your hair style so she told me that she was going to change the style of you hair even if she had to do it when you are sleeping. so watch out. she also now wants to be a hairstylist not only for you but for your friend Touma be afraid be very afraid... she asked me to as you something. what hairstyle from the list we sent you do you think touma would like to have as his new hairstyle? and here is a few questions of my own.

1. what would you do if one day your powers switched with the powers of sailor jupiter?

2. what was the time you were the most afraid?

3. do you regard people who have fears such as a fear of the dark, fear of death, or any other type of fear as being weak, foolish, babyish, or unimportant? if yes tell why and if not tell why not.

Seiji:   *sweatdrop* I see. Well, tell your cousin that there are plenty of other people who I'm sure would love to get their hair done. *smiles evily* As for Touma, I think the 'Two Toned Style' would look fabulous on him!

Seijifreak:   Yeah, he certainly isn't a 'Punk Rocker.'

Nasutei:   You guys are soooo mean...

Seijifreak:   Muhahahahahaha!

Seiji:   *stares at Seijifreak* Yeah, okay. Anyway, if my powers were switched with Sailor Jupiter's powers, I'd do whatever I could to get my original powers back. Sailor Jupiter has some cool powers, but I'd rather just keep my own.

Seijifreak:   Jupiter is the coolest senshi off of Sailor Moon.

Seiji:   Don't start with your Sailor Moon opinions. You'll probably get yourself in trouble.

Seijifreak:   *sticks out tongue*

Seiji:   When was I most afraid? Probably when I was really sick in the hospital and they told me that I might die. That was a long time ago though... It wasn't dying that scared me, it was the fact that I'd die because of an illness. That's such a wussy way to die...

Seijifreak:   *sarcastically* Oh yeah, and dying is such a cool thing.

Seiji:   Hey! If you're gonna' die, you should at least go down with some style!

Seijifreak:   *rolls eyes*

Nasutei:   *pretending she didn't hear that*

Seiji:   As for your last question, I don't think people are weak if they fear things like death or the dark. All people fear those kinds of things at one point in their life. It's apart of life. To say someone is foolish for having a common fear is foolish in itself. Being afraid of things like unimportance and failure are just human nature. To say that your weak because of it makes no sense.

Seijifreak:   *snorts* And for once you said something that makes sense!

Seiji:   *stares at Nasutei* Can I beat her now?

These questions are from Smiles. This person asks:

dear qr,

            i mean when you were kneeling to suzunagi yu had no pants on. so where did they go?

            sage- mia & sagefreak, what would you do if sage turned into a baby by an evil spell?

            sf, do you like sage as a friend?


Seiji:   They didn't go anywhere. It was just the lighting. It probably looked like it didn't. I had white pants on, right? The light just made them seem...gone I guess.

Nasutei:   Ohhhh!! Seiji as a baby! How cute! I'd take care of him and pamper him like a little baby!

Seiji:   NASUTEI!!

Nasutei:   *coughing* Uh, of course, I'd try to get him back to normal as soon as possible...

Seiji:   *grumbling* I'd just die.

Seijifreak:   I probably wouldn't do anything. There would be nothing for me to do.

Seiji:   Yeah right! You'd be teasing me!

Seijifreak:   That's not true. I don't believe in mean teasing. I know I tease you in here, but that's just for fun and you know it. Besides, I don't mean anything that I say. No one should ever take anything I say seriously.

Seiji:   *grins* Don't worry, we don't.

Seijifreak:   *grumbles* Yes, I do like Seiji as a friend. I mean, I have to work with him all the time. I'd better like him! *smiles* Yeah, Seiji's cool. *runs to Seiji and puts arms around his neck* I love you Seiji!

Seiji:   *rolls eyes* Yeah, yeah. I love you too! Would you stop!

Seijifreak:   Muhahahaahahahah!

Seiji:   *BIG sweatdrop* Well folks, thanks again for all the questions you sent in. Please send in all your questions for next Thursday to this address: LOL!

Seijifreak:   Muhahahaahahahah!

Nasutei:   *smiles* Bye everyone!

Seijifreak:   Muhahahaahahahah!

Nasutei:   *sweatdrop*