Evil Eyes

Seiji walks in with Nasutei hanging on his arm. Seijifreak follows in behind holding her stomach.*

Seiji: Hello all. *looks at Seijifreak* What's the matter with you?
Seijifreak: *sniff* I'm hungry.
Seiji: *sweatdrop* Thanks for telling us NOW!
Seijifreak: I wasn't hungry before.
Seiji: *rolls eyes* Of course not.
Nasutei: Don't worry, Seijifreak. Your Mom is bringing you food back, isn't she?
Seijifreak: *perks up* Yeah, that's right! I forgot about that! I hope she gets back soon! I'm HUNGRY!
Seiji: You are ALWAYS hungry!
Seijifreak: Hey, a girl's gotta' eat, right?
Seiji: *exasperated* Let's just start the first question.

These questions are from Silphymon & Friends. This person asks:
Silphymon: I'm Bacccckkkkk! Angewomon can't join us today, she and Angemon are hiding the booze from Touma so he wouldn't drink.
Eriol: It has ben a hetic day so far! Anyway my Question goes to Nasty! Why do you put up with Kayura? I think you should kick her ass.
Ken: I'm Ken Ichijouji from Digimon! I don't know why Angewomon wanted me to come, I was on the urge of asking Miyako out. No smarts, No girl, makes Ken go
Miyako: Crazy, honey! besides Silphymon wanted me to come again so I can be with my Ken-kun.
Ken: (^_^)
Eriol: Ohhhhhhh brother, besides Meiling is in the other room playing MK 3 with Princess Jupiter and all of the other girls.
Silphymon: *Big Sweatdrops* Anyway Seiji I hope you didn't get the picture of yourself in a dress because that will be humiliating.
*Angewomon gomes in with a frazzled Rosemon *
Angewomon: Don't ask! I was just out kicking Rosemon's ass.
Silphymon: What about the alcohol? Touma might go crazy again.
Meiko: Satsuki, Angemon and I got rid of it so Touma will go back to being Mild-mannered.
Rosemon: Angewomon, I challenge you to Deathmatch!
Silphymon: Well then I accept your challenge, you whore!
Angewomon: Me Too. You better have a fighting partner rosemon cuz my sister and I are fighting a double deathmatch bout.
*An infuriated Rosemon Leaves*
Silphymon: Seiji, Have you ever seen some Japanese movies such an "Hakaiden"? Or maybe some Japanese drama shows!
Angewomon: Silphymon doesn't have a Yahoo account. I do.
Eriol: *Grumbles* Girls these days!

Seiji: Alcohol isn't Touma's only problem. *grins*
Seijifreak: *sarcastically* Oh, and you're soooo problem-free?
Seiji: *sniff* Don't make fun of my low self-esteem!
Seijifreak: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Nasutei: Shush! This question is for me. *clears throat* *smiles* Kayura is annoying, but she's actually a pretty okay friend. We fight A LOT...
Seijifreak: *snorts*
Nasutei: ...but that's just because we have different viewpoints. Plus, she thinks she's soooo wonderful because she has 'undying' wisdom. *voice starts to rise* If she's sooooooooooo wise, then why is she dating an alcoholic!!!
Seiji: AND moving on to the next question!
Seijifreak: *laughs*
Seiji: Japanese shows and movies? Sure, I watch them all the time. I don't like to watch the translated English Dub versions of anything, because they do weird things to the dialogue....
Nasutei: *continues to rant* And further more...
Seiji: Next question!

These questions are from Imp & The Mortal Kombat Crew. This person asks:
Hi, Seiji, It's Imperialdramon. The Powerpuffs have all left...and been replaced by my favorite Mortal Kombat characters. I was playing MK, when a code I punched by accident zapped my faves into reality. Now I have Sub-Zero, Kitana, Mileena, and Rayden hanging around.
Kitana: You know, it's nice to be away from Shao Kahn and Goro. They were starting to annoy me.
Sub-Zero: It's also good to be away from Noob Saibot. He is impossible to beat!
Mileena: Even though I was Shao Kahn's servant, I needed some free time.
Princess Mercury: Hey, KItana! You're my favorite character of all time!
Kitana: I know. You play me EVERY time you fight.
PM: I like you too, Sub-Zero!
Rayden: Thanks for setting up the targets, Imp. LIGHTNING BOLT!
Imp: You're welcome, Rayden. Nasutei, what do think is the best thing in the world?
Sub-Zero: Seiji, what would you do if you found out you were a ghost? Just wanted to know.
Mileena: Bye, you three! See ya next time.

Seiji: Mortal Kombat. I've actually seen both those movies. The first one was better...
Seijifreak: *gets stars in eyes*
Seiji: *sighs* Here we go again...
Seijifreak: RAYDEN!! I absolutely LOVE you! You are BY FAR the BEST dude in Mortal Kombat!й
Seiji: I'm sorry Rayden...
Nasutei: *has stopped ranting* What? What is the best thing in the world? Oh thank-you everyone! I always get the neatest questions! Um...*thinks*.......Double Fudge Swirl Ice Cream! Yahoo!!!!!
Seiji: *grins* Nasutei loves that ice cream!
Nasutei: *laughs happily* Yeah!
Seiji: *smiles* I'm happy that you're always so cheerful.
Nasutei: й!
Seiji: As for your question for me? If I turned into a ghost....*grins evily* I'd probably go around scaring the crap out of Shuu and Touma!
Seijifreak: You'd better get Anubis too!
Seiji: Yeah!
Nasutei: Rayden's kind of cute!й
Seiji: NEXT QUESTION!

These questions are from Tifa. This person asks:
q for sage have u ever played street fighter or mortal kombat and if so who is your favorite person

Seiji: *grins* Nope. I told ya'. I don't play video games. But I have watched all the movies and I really like Rayden from Mortal Kombat and Guile from Street Fighter. Chun Li was okay too though...
Seijifreak: Yeah, those movies kicked ass. I liked Guile too, but on the video game, Chun Li is the best fighter!
Seiji: Tifa didn't ask you!
Seijifreak: *sticks out tongue*

These questions are from Water Neko A.K.A. Who?. This person asks:
Well, Seiji, you didn't guess who I am???????? *rolls over laughing* It is I, Water Neko, a.k.a. ................................ PRINCESS MERCURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe that you didn't guess me, Seiji. You should've known that only I would think up a question like that! Let me tell you what's with my nicknames. Princess Mercury is a nickname I use for sites that are dedicated to one anime. (I.e., a Samurai Troopers site, a Sailor Moon site, etc.) Water Neko is my multi-anime name. I also use it on non-anime sites.
It started when I wanted to go on the MSN Gaming Zone.(I had to set up an account.) Princess Mercury was taken, and princessmercury87 was too long. So, I took my favorite element water, the Japanese word for my favorite animal, cat, and put them together. Pretty nifty, huh??
Unfortunately, I won't be in the QR anymore as Water Neko. What's the point, now that you know my alias??? Water Neko~.^

Seiji: *stares blankly* It figures.
Seijifreak: My food is here!
Seiji: *ignoring Seijifreak* Anyway, I hope you got THAT out of your system PM. I'm not sure how to respond to that...
Seijifreak: It's shrimp!!
Nasutei: й! I love shrimp!
Seijifreak: I'll share a few pieces...
Seiji: *oblivous to the shrimp deal* ...such a strange turn of events...
Seijifreak: Yeah!

These questions are from Jnala. This person asks:
hi sage my cousin christine told me that she has noticed how much you like yo pick on her boy friend cale. and she wanted to ask you something so I brought her with me.
Christine: Hi sage I have some questions for you. sage why do you always pick on cale? why don't you get a hobby and leave d cale alone? he is a sweet guy and he has never done anything to you. he never bothers you. why do you have to bother him?
Jenny: well I also have a question for you.
sage what would you do if ryo had taken a dangerous drug and was about to die from it or at least thought he was? would you........?
A. take ryo to a doctor to have the drug pumped out of him.
B. ignore the problem.
C. try to find an antidote for the drug on your own.
D. try to get ryo to vomit hoping that ryo will throw up the drug and will then be ok.
E. accept that ryo is more than likely going to die and begin to prepare for a funneral.

Seiji: Christine! Don't let him fool you! He is always causing trouble! Kayura will tell you the same thing! He's always messing around with someone! Poor Shin. Anubis snuck seafood into his meal the other day...
Seijifreak: *puts hands on ears* Don't talk about that! I still have bad memories about Shin puking all over the place!
Seiji: Sorry...hey! Where did you get shrimp?
Seijifreak: Duh Seiji! I've had it for a while now. What planet were you on? Besides, you know Thursday is Seafood Day at my house.
Seiji: I've never seen people so small eat so much.
Seijifreak: *munch* You know Seiji. You're my plushie now.
Seiji: *question mark* Huh?
Seijifreak: I joined a new clique where I get to have you as a plushie. Go to the Clubs & Cliques to get your own! It's a very cute clique!
Seiji: But, you don't like dolls.
Seijifreak: It's not a REAL plushie, it's just a clique where you can SAY you have your own plushie.
Seiji: And you chose me.
Seijifreak: *clings onto Seiji's arm* Of course, Seiji! I love you!йййййййййййййй
Seiji: *rolls eyes*
Nasutei: *munching on shrimp* Hey Seiji, you've still got one question.
Seiji: Oh yeah. Well, I think the thing I would do is.....A.
Seijifreak: Stop eating my shrimp!!
Seiji: Okay. I'm ready for the next question! ........................................................................................................Oh, that's it. Wow! What a short week!
Seijifreak: You mean we finally scared people enough that they didn't send us in questions?? It's all your fault Seiji!
Seiji: YOU'RE the one who's always 'muhahahahaaing' and crap!
Seijifreak: WHAT?!
Nasutei: *still munching on shrimp* Well, I think we'd better wrap this up. Send all questions into us here! LOL!
Seijifreak: Besides! Seiji, you're the one who's always.....hey! Nasutei! Stop eating my shrimp!!!!!! *chases after Nasutei who's running away with the shrimp*

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