Seiji walks in the Question Room with a pile of questions. He plops them on the table and sits down in a chair. Nasutei and Seijifreak collapse on the couch.*

Nasutei:   Haaaa.... This is the life.

Seijifreak:   Yeah. Being able to kick back and do nothing is great.

Seiji:   *snorts* What are you talking about Seijifreak? You always kick back and do nothing. It's your specialty.

Seijifreak:   Hey!

Nasutei:   First question!

These questions are from Silphymon & Friends. This person asks:

Silphymon: Damn it!

Meiling: That's a nice welcome!

Silphymon: F****n Tai the bushead had to go and let Ryo and Kayura in the Digiworld! Seiji, can you tell them to get out of the digiworld?

Angewomon: Silphymon is having a bad day because a certain somebody besides Tai let them in the Digiworld. And that person is Daisuke.

Silphymon: Plus Shuu is also in the Digiworld. But Matt, Sora, Takeru, Hikari, Ken, Miyako, Iori, Koushiro, Mimi, & Jou are going to get them out.

Miyako: Digi Port OPEN!

Hilde: At least Bushead and the Bozo didn't get meeh. Duo and I are from Gundam Wing! Anyway Seiji what would happen if Anubis(Cale) was gonna rape Nasty? And What would you do about it?

Silphymon: *lights up* Hey Hilde! Now I got a really goood question for you Seiji? How is it that your other eye is kept hidden behind your hair?

*Pan drags in a beat up Daisuke and a collared Veemon*

Pan: I'm Son Pan chan! Gohan and Videl's daughter. Hey Silphymon, guess who I brought back?

Silphymon: Daisuke Motomiya and Shuu Rei Faun!

Pan: That's right! Plus Uncle Goten and Bura are happilly married. I'm also aware of Touma's Alcohol problems.

*Touma Wakes up*

Touma: *Hugs Pan* Kayura honey, I'll never let you gooooooooo!

*Pan knocks Touma out with a Knuckle sandwich (Eternal punch). And Duo shows The kids from CCS, PPG and Ed, Edd, & Eddy about why is alcohol dangerous*

Duo: Here's in impression of Touma last nite kiddes! *Holds up an imaginary alcohol bottle and drinks it*(Sadistic Ahhhhhhhh)

*Dexter clicks on a slide picture of Touma drinking alcohol Budwiser and Sake*


Duo Here in impression of Touma this morning, after 9 hours of alcohol. (Vomiting retching noises.) *A slide picture of Touma vomiting in the Toilet*

*Yukito rolls his eyes*

Duo: Last night (Sadistic ahhhhhhhhh) This Morning (Vomiting noises)

*Satoru makes vomiting noises*

Duo: That's it!

Jade: I'm Jade from Mortal Kombat!

Silphymon: You're my favorite MK character!

Jade: I thought so cuz you play me every day against Nobert2000

Seiji:   If that jerk ever touched Nasutei I'd...

Nasutei:   What is it with this 'Digiworld?' Is that something new? I guess I'm getting too old...

Seijifreak:   *snorts*

Seiji:   *still ranting* ...if he ever did such a thing I'd kill that sorry son of a ....

Seijifreak:   *chuckles* This session should be interesting.

Nasutei:   You guys get Touma back to normal, okay?

Seiji:   ...they'd need tweezers to pick up the pieces after I'm done with him...

Seijifreak:   *interrupting Seiji* Are you done ranting yet? I'd like to get on with the next question sometimes this century!

Seiji:   ...then I'd... *snaps back into reality* WHAT?

Seijifreak:   They asked another question dummy!

Seiji:   Oh yeah. Well, I can't really keep anyone out of the 'Digiworld.' I don't know what that is and I don't really have control over the other people. Why don't you....take watch or something over that place? That way people won't get in. And why don't you just trash whoever keeps letting people in?

Nasutei:   Seiji! That's no way to talk!

Seijifreak:   *places hand on forehead* This is impossible.

These questions are from Jnala. This person asks:

Hi sage my cousin christine has more questions for you.

Christine: hello again sage. sage just because cale wanted cye to have alittle more protein in his diet. is that any reason to pick on poor cale? he didn't know cye was allergic to seafood. he was just trying to be helpful and plus cale never did anything to hurt you so why must you always torment and pick on him? you two are practically brothers. even your powers are similar. you have the power of light and he has the power of darkness. in other word helps children who are afraid of the dark and you help girls and boys who dread the coming of the morning. so why can't you and cale just work together.

Jenny: sage my sister amber wants you to move in with us and be our older brother what should I tell you your reply was? she also said that if you decide to accept her offer that you should bring ryo as well so she can marry him. don't ask me why amber would want to marry a boy whose name means dragon which is one of the most terrible things in the world but I am not one to argue with my sister. well would you like to move in with us and be our older brother?

see you later.

Seiji:   Anubis and I will never get along! We were sworn enemies from the beginning and we will be sworn enemies until the end! Him and I aren't similar in any way! Our powers and personalities couldn't be more different! Anubis is a jerk! We'll never get along! We're...

Seijifreak:   Oh great. He's gonna' do this all day.

Seiji:   ...and furthermore...

Seijifreak:   *sigh*

Seiji:   ...we are NOT brothers...

Nasutei:   SEIJI! Would you just finish the question?

Seiji:   .......HUH?

Seijifreak:   *sighs heavily* This is rediculous. We'll never get these people's questions answered if this keeps up.

Seiji:   *blankly* I'm not moving into anyone's house. And if you want to marry Ryo, just ask him yourself. I can't make that kind of decision for him.

Seijifreak:   Sorry you guys. Seiji is totally out of it today. Certain questions just set him off, you know?

Seiji:   I don't mind being a brother but I already live with someone.

Seijifreak:   *snickers* Yeah, with Nasutei. *grins*

Nasutei:   *blushes*

These questions are from Queen Kittyhawk. This person asks:

Dear Seiji,

            I have a few questions for you! First off , can you tell me more about when you were sick as a kid? Secondly, can you pair me up with shin? He really is a great guy. He saved me once from this guy called Damean. And finally do you ever sing?? If you do maybe we could do a duet at a club called warehouse! Thanx for listening!

Best wishes,
The Nicest Person You Will Eva U Meet aka Queen Kittyhawk

Seiji:   Tell you more about when I was sick as a kid? Hmm... Well, the only thing that I can tell you is that I couldn't really do much when I was sick. I basically had to stay in bed all the time. When I could get up and go out, I couldn't be out very long because I'd collapse and have to be taken to the doctors. I couldn't eat very much either so I stayed pretty small. It caused an uproar too because my Dad was a BIG guy and I had turned out to be pretty small...but that has nothing to do with your question so I'll shut-up now.

Seijifreak:   Yes, please do.

Seiji:   *mumbles under breath and ignores Seijifreak* Hehem. Well, if you want to be paired up with Shin, you might have to stand in line. There are a number of people out to get him. I'll talk to him though. See what he says.

Seijifreak:   I'll never understand that boy's popularity.

Seiji:   And I'll never understand you.

Seijifreak:   Yes. I work in mysterious ways.

Seiji:   *snorts* If you say so...

Seijifreak:   Muahahhahahaaah!!!

Nasutei:   *BIG sweatdrop*

Seiji:   *decides to ignore Seijifreak* Um, yes, I have sung before, but I don't like to sing very often. It's area.

Seijifreak:   Yeah, but you're a good singer. You have an excellent voice.

Seiji:   That's not the point!

Seijifreak:   Nasutei, you have a good voice too, you know?

Nasutei:   *blushes* Thank-you. What about you Seijifreak?

Seijifreak:   I think Seiji put it best when he said, 'It's not my area.' Next question!

These questions are from Smiles. This person asks:

dear qr,

            sorry i missed the last session. sf, how old are you and what is your favorite color? mia, what is your favorite color? sage, what would you do if you older sister sent question's to the qr? mia&sage&sf, do you think i write good fanfics? i am still a rookie at writing them. and sf you are lucky cye didn't catch you with the shrimp you ate!


Seiji:   Welcome back, Smiles.

Seijifreak:   *loudly* A question for me! Yay!!

Seiji:   *tries to conceal his impatience*

Seijifreak:   Okay. Let's see. I'm 14 years old, ALMOST 15 and my favorite color is green. Green like Seiji *hugs Seiji* and Makoto and Piccolo and Li and....

Seiji:   *sighs with exasperation*

Nasutei:   *laughs* How cute!

Seiji:   *sighs once again* Okay. If my older sister sent questions to the QR? I'd burn them!

Nasutei:   Seiji!

Seiji:   Allright. I'd answer them....but only because Nasutei and Seijifreak insist.

Nasutei:   *smiles*

Seiji:   *sighs once again*

Nasutei:   *thinks* My favorite color? Probably sugar pink or purple. I also like blue though...I like them all but just stick with sugar pink. *winks* Oh, and I like your fics! They're always so interesting and comical. They're always happy too. I like that.

Seiji:   *nods head* I like them to. They're to the point and straightforward. They don't go on for days in pointless detail. They're good.

Seijifreak:   It's a miracle! I didn't know you read the fanfics Seiji?

Seiji:   Well, since I have to spend so much time here, I might as well check out the goods.

Seijifreak:   *grins* I love your fanfictions! Especially the Nasutei and Seiji ones! Oh, and you think you're a rookie? I'm a rookie. I'm not all that great with writing fics.

Seiji:   You should be after the eight page e-mails you always send.

Seijifreak:   Hey! A good e-mail is always a detailed one.

Seiji:   By the time you get to the point, the person reading the message has already fallen asleep!

Nasutei:   *giggles* I'd better get us into the next question.

These questions are from Logan. This person asks:

Dear Seiji,

            What do you want out of life?


Seiji:   *stares blankly* What a serious question. *happy* I'd be happy to answer that.

Seijifreak:   *snorts* You always like the serious questions.

Nasutei:   I like the romantic questions!

Seijifreak:   *rolls eyes*

Seiji:   *still thinking about question* Hmm. Well, what I want out of life is....happiness. I just want to be happy for the rest of my life. I didn't get that chance in the past, so now I'm going to do my best to live a peaceful and happy life in the future.

Seijifreak:   *sniff, sniff* How touching.


Seijifreak:   *grins* It's in my genes.

These questions are from Imp & The Mortal Kombat Crew. This person asks:

*Imperialdramon is operating a computer-like device while Kitana and Mileena battle holographic versions of themselves. Rayden and Sub-Zero watch with little interest while discussing ways to beat up Shao Kahn.*

Kitana: All right! I've had enough! *whips out her fan and chops off her counterpart's head.*

Mileena: Me too! *takes off her mask, swallows her counterpart alive, and spits out the bones.*

Rayden: In case you were wondering about Mileena's eating her counterpart, that was her "man-eater" fatality. Very effective when she's pissed off.

Sub-Zero: So, Seiji, you'd torment Shuu and Touma, huh? Better not try it on me, or I'd freeze you solid. Who is your favorite Mortal Kombat character? Least favorite?

Imp: Good questions about MK, Sub-Zero. Seiji, since you've seen the movies, who won the tournament in the first one? Nasutei, if Seiji suddenly died unexpectedly, what would you do? Seijifreak, how long would it take you to post the QR up if your computer broke?

Mileena: Seijifreak, what gave you the idea for the question room?

Kitana: Seiji, do you or have you ever thought that the QR is a stupid organization? Just curious. See you later!

Seiji:   *grins* Don't worry. I only torment people who annoy me. And as for my favorite, from the movie I'd have to say Rayden. My least favorite was that Lu Kang guy or whatever you call him. I've never played the video game. Oh, and didn't Lu Kang win the tournament? It's been a long time, so excuse me if I'm wrong.

Seijifreak:   I didn't like Lu Kang either. I liked Kitana though. And Rayden was the coolest. That one dude was cute. The boy who had the crush on the other chick. Damn. I wish I could remember all of their names....

Seiji:   *rolls eyes*

Nasutei:   *sniff* If Seiji died, I don't know what I'd do. *eyes get big and watery*

Seiji:   *holds head* Aww. Never ask her those sad questions. It always makes her cry.

Nasutei:   *sniff, sniff*

Seijifreak:   *ignoring Seiji and Nasutei* ANYWAY, if my computer broke down, which it wouldn't because I have the world's greatest computer, but if it did, it would depend on the damage done to the computer. It would probably take me three or four days to a week to get it back in running order. Of course, that's just approximately. I can't do a sure-thing.

Seiji:   *has an arm around an almost-teary Nasutei*

Seijifreak:   *goes to get Double Fudge Swirl ice cream from the fridge*

Seiji:   Thanks Seijifreak. *hands Nasutei bucket of ice cream*

Nasutei:   *sees ice cream and perks up immediately* !

Seiji:   Anyway, to be truthful, I never really thought the Question Room was stupid. I thought it was rather juvenile, but it was never stupid to me. I think it was a good idea if our manager was a little more responsible. *looks at Seijifreak*

Seijifreak:   *laughing with Nasutei as they eat ice cream*

Seiji:   *clears throat* Seijifreak, there's a question for you.

Seijifreak:   *looks up* Huh? Oh yeah! What gave me the idea? Well, there were tons of Yoroiden Samurai Trooper FAQs out there, so I decided to do a Seiji FAQ. Only I named it 'Ask Seiji.' Hehe. I hope you guys have enjoyed it.

Nasutei:   Want some ice cream Seiji?

Seiji:   No thank-you. We better get on to the next question.

These questions are from Rei. This person asks:

*Screens appear* Sei'freak? You didn't tell him? You big meanie!! Fine. I'll tell you: *mumbles* You're going to hate me for this. Usagi: Rei! Stop mumbling! Rei: AAAHHHRRRGGG!!! Seiji, in my newest fic, you are possessed. Not to mention that you're possessed, but Kayura has dang near total control over your mind-- and your wedding to Nasuti is a little more than three weeks away! Muhahahahahahaha! So Seiji, am I evil yet? But here is my real question: if your mind was dominated by someone else, and your friends were disappearing, your wedding was three weeks away, and every time one of the troopers asked a question that the presence in your mind didn't like, plus there were periods of time where you had no memory whatsoever, what you do, when you found out what you had done? And Nas-chan, how would you react when you found out that he was capturing and nearly killing his friends? And that Kayura hated you with a vengeance, and that she had the means to kill you? Bye! *screens vanish*

Seiji:   *REALLY BIG sweatdrop* Okayyyyyy...

Seijifreak:   *laughs insanely* Muhahaahahahah!

Seiji:   *stuffs a spoonful of ice cream into Seijifreak's mouth* Hush!

Seijifreak:   *tries to mutter rude comment toward Seiji*

Seiji:   Oh dear. You know what I'd really do if all that were happening? I'd have a nervous breakdown. Literally. I don't think I even understood half of that. What chaos? Well, um, I guess, best wishes with your fic. Just don't try to screw me up too bad. *cringes*

Nasutei:   *munching happily* Well, Seiji's on the verge of practically killing his friends everyday, so that's no biggie. But as for Kayura, I'd beat the living crap out of that annoying little...

Seiji:   Yeah okay! That's enough talk about Kayura... *changes subject quickly* Best wishes with your fic Rei. Later!

These questions are from Princess Mercury's Otaku Characters. This person asks:

Sailor Star: Hey, Seiji! I heard that you had trouble understanding digivolving. So, I decided to come and help ya out. My digimon Nekomon is here as well.

Nekomon: Hi, Seiji-kun!^^ Before I tell you about digivolving, I gotta ask Seijifreak something. Seijifreak, based on what PM has told you and that fan fic she wrote, what is your opinion on us??? Now, let's get to digivolving. *clears throat.* Digivolving is when a digimon goes to the next level. They become a completly new digimon. All of the different levels have names. I'll give examples of my own digivolving to help ya understand.

Most digimon start out as a Baby, straight from the egg. This is their weakest form. At this stage, they have no attacks and look like other Baby digimon. I, however, do not have a Baby form. (Don't ask.)

As they grow, Babies turn into In-trainig digimon. In-trainig digis are now different from other digis. They are also getting attacks. An In-trainig digi has one attack: Pink Bubble Blow. I also don't have an In-training form.

Now we're ready for Rookie. Rookie digis now have their own unique attacks. I was never in this form.

The next level is called Champion. This was my first form. In fact, Nekomon is my Champion form. Champion digis are pretty powerful, but not as good as higher forms. Champion digimon have more powerful attacks now. Mine are Psychic Energy Beam, Psychic Sheild, and Psychic Energy force.

After Champion, I digivolved to Ultimate. Ultimate is the highest form for most digis. My Ultimate form is Tigramon. My attacks in this form are Razor Claw and Queen of the Jungle.

Another option For Champions is to armour digivolve. This is done by using a special egg. The egg varies for each digimon. Mine is the Digiegg of Virtue. With it, I armour digivolve to Holytigramon. My attacks are Sword of Faith and Virtue Wing.

Most digimon don't reach the Mega stage. But some do. My Mega form is Psychictigramon. Attacks? Psyball and Psychic Aurora. This form is the most powerful for most digis.

The next form is one that was reacently discovered. It is the Eternal Form. Only two digimon are known to have it, making them the most powerful digimon in the world! The lucky two are me, and my best friend Navimon. When I become Eternal, I turn into Nekoryumon. (I have yet to discover my attacks in this form!)

Hope I helped ya!

Psst. PM talking. Look, Nekomon and her forms are all otaku created. Sailor Star is the same thing. That means that they will never be in the show. The Eternal form is also made up. These things were just figments of my imagination. So, just wanted to let you know. Bye!

Seiji:   *BIG sweatdrop* Um. Thanks Nekomon, I guess that's how you say it, for clearing that up. I'm still pretty clueless, but oh well.

Seijifreak:   Hey, even I'm confused.

Seiji:   *snorts* Well, that wouldn't take very much.

Seijifreak:   *grumbles*

Seiji:   *ignoring Seijifreak* I understand a little better now. Animes these days. They're so damn complicated. In my day they were fairly simple and the storyline was easy to follow. I mean, take Samurai Troopers for instance. Good guy verses bad guy. Simple. These days you don't know who's the good guy and who's the bad guy. Insane I tell you!

Seijifreak:   *bored* Thank-you Grandpa. Now if you're through, I'd like to answer the question I was asked.

Seiji:   Go ahead. *thinks* What did you call me?

Seijifreak:   Well, I've told Princess Mercury this, but I think you all are very...........interesting. I think PM is very creative and her creations are creative as well. Your attacks sound like the real thing Nekomon. Um, that's it.

Seiji:   You called me Grandpa didn't you?

Seijifreak:   *snorts* No.

Seiji:   Hey, if I'm Grandpa, then you're to respect your elders!

Seijifreak:   Respect this!

Seiji:   You're so rude!

Nasutei:   This ice cream is delicious!

These questions are from Liz. This person asks:

Hi Seiji!

            I'm kind of nervous here, this is my first time writing in to you. Before I ask my question Seiji I just wanted to say that I think you are Sweet, Kind, Sexy and You have a heart of gold. Nasuti is a VERY lucky woman! (Now if I can just get Touma away from mean Kayura!) I adore Touma-san and my poor heart is breaking! I would treat him like a king (he deserves it!).

            Anyway, (sniff, sniff) my question is this: Seiji, if you could invite one person to dinner (anyone, Historic, dead, alive, celebrity) who would it be? And Why?

            Oh just so you know, I adore your hair and I'm sick and tired of people making fun of it! It's perfect, just like you. Well gotta run, got some sketches to work on. Love ya Seiji! You too Nasuti! Seijifreak, stop picking on Seiji, he's a sweetheart!


Seiji:   *blushes* Oh, why thank-you. That's very kind of you to say. I appreciate those nice comments. It's not fair to give all the credit to Seijifreak. I pick on her a lot too.

Seijifreak:   But that's 'cause I love him! *hugs Seiji*

Seiji:   *pats Seijifreak* Yeah, yeah................Get off!

Seijifreak:   *grins*

Nasutei:   *smiles sweetly* There's no need for you to be worried. Seiji and Seijifreak are crazy, but they won't bite.

Seijifreak:   ...Too hard! Muhahahahahahaahahahahaaah!

Nasutei:   *throws spoon at Seijifreak*

Seiji:   Anyone? I would invite the One-Eyed Dragon to dinner! *laughs* He's sort of like my idol. It would be an honor having him over for dinner. I'd love to see what he's really like.

Nasutei:   Is that it?

Seiji:   *nods head* Yes. I believe that's it for the questions.

Seijifreak:   This is going to be the last session for the summer. I waited to post up the QR in case there were any slackers who hadn't sent in questions and wanted to. *grins* I'm going into high school in about two weeks, so I won't have any time during school to do the Question Room. Don't worry, I'll be back next summer with the Question Room. Thank-you everyone for the wonderful questions you've sent in. It's been a very wonderful summer. Now, don't freak out, I'll still be updating the site and I'm sure you'll see Seiji and Nasutei in other parts of the site. And of course, you'll see me. *sees people groan* Therefore, I'd like to say that I hope everyone had a very enjoyable and safe summer (and if it's not summer where you are, I hope you're having a good time anyway), and I hope you'll continue to e-mail me and keep in touch. LOL!

Seiji:   Bye everyone. I'll be in the Support Seiji & Nasutei section. Look for me there, okay?

Nasutei:   *smiles sweetly* I love you guys! Thank-you for all the great questions!! Laterz! *walks out of the Question Room holding onto Seiji's arm*

Seijifreak:   *glum face* I feel sad....