*Seiji walks in. He's got, as usual, a list of questions in his hand. Seijifreak follows behind looking a little pissed off.*

Seijifreak:   Hi.

Seiji:   What's the matter with you?

Seijifreak:   I have a ton of homework tonight. I tried getting a load of it done before 7:30, so I started it at like 5:30. I only got my Geometry and Critical Thinking homework done. Is that not totally screwed up? I spent two hours on two subjects. That is so wrong. Now, as soon as I get through with these letters, I have to go finish up my History, English, and Science. I just got so sick of homework I had to take a break. *growles* I hope it doesn't take me too long.

Seiji:   Don't worry, I'll give ya' a hand if you need any. Homework sucks, I know. But its really not as bad as you think. Just gotta take it one step at a time.

Seijifreak:   Well, isn't that heartwarming?

Seiji:   *eyes narrow* I try to be serious and nice, and this is the thanks I get.

Seijifreak:   Just get the questions answered!

Seiji:   Okay!!!!!!

This question is from Anna of Star Wildfire. This person asks:

Dear Sage!

            Sage, your sword is pretty long. I wonder how long is that? 4, 5 feet?

Anna of Star Wildfire

Seiji:   My sword? Well, if you figure, I'm 5'9" tall. The sword is taller than I am, so you figure its somewhere near 6 feet long. Seijifreak always makes fun of me for being short.

Seijifreak:   *nearly chokes on what she's eating* *laughs* Yeah!! *munch* I can't believe that you use a weapon that's bigger, and probably weighs more than you! Hhaahahahah!!!!

Seiji:   *eyes narrow* For your information, the longer the weapon, the more support I have. And what's this comment about my sword weighing more than me? And what the hell are you eating?

Seijifreak:   Pringles and a toasted balogna and cheese sandwich.

Seiji:   Can't you go ten minutes without eating? All you do is eat. Besides, that sounds awful! Balogna and cheese? Yuck.

Seijifreak:   At least I do eat. You hardly ever eat. And what you do eat isn't much.

Seiji:   I eat enough. Let's drop this subject and answer the next question.

This question is from Princess Mercury. This person asks:

            Seiji, it's me! I have 2 questions for you. First, what the hell happened when you were in the car with Mia overnight!?!? Second, what, what, what is with the wallpaper when you doa chi (or however you spell it)?

Princess Mercury^.~

Seiji:   Oh no!!!!!!! Its Princess Mercury again!!!! You know, that girl is crazy. She always asks these questions that get me in trouble with Nasutei, or are really confusing. Like, what's she talking about with me and Nasutei overnight? What car? What's she going through?

Seijifreak:   Stop hyperventalating. She called me on the phone and explained to me what she was talking about. You see, people are really wondering, especially those who have seen the orignal version of Samurai Troopers, what happened while you were alone with Nasutei in the car. You see, when you went to free Shuu from the rock he was imprisoned in after Arago scattered you guys all over the place, you left behind Ryo and Jun to find Shin in the whirlpool thing. Most people don't know this, but where Shuu was located was like, on the north side of Japan, while the place where Shin was located was on the South side of Japan. It would have taken well over a day to get to the North end from the very South end. In Japan, an unmarried young man and an unmarried young woman are not supposed to go on an overnight trip unless they have something going on. Even in the case of an emergency, seeing as though you could have taken Jun with you to clear up any misunderstandings, you should not have gone alone with her. You should have taken Jun with you. Therefore, people want to know, what was the deal with that stupid move?

Seiji:   *blushes* Oh, I forgot about that. Geez!! Where do you people come up with this crap???!! NOTHING happened between Nasutei and I. We didn't even know each other. Besides, I barely talked to her while we were on that trip. I was still *turns redder* embarrassed about talking to her.

Seijifreak:   Here we go with the woman problem again.

Seiji:   Its not a problem Seijifreak. Its just an...issue.

Seijifreak:   *rolls eyes* Same difference.

Seiji:   Anyway....wallpaper thing? What's the wallpaper thing? Are you talking about the colored scrolls in the background? That's not wallpaper!!!!! Those are decorative scrolls that come up in my doa chi. They're simply there to help us transform. I personally never cared for them either. Its not like I could control it though.

Seijifreak:   Yeah, I didn't like the scrolls either. They were kind of ugly and too colorful. It made me think of a Sailor Moon transformation. You know, her dorky little Cosmic Moon Dream Action or whatever?

Seiji:   You're going to be shot by all Sailor Moon fans. You know a lot of people are obsessed with her.

Seijifreak:   I don't care. I can't stand that new transformation of hers! Of course, its a little better than that Moon Cosmic Power one. All those spins and turns made me dizzy!

Seiji:   *rolls eyes* Whatever. Now, have I answered all of Princess Mercury's questions? Speaking of which, she didn't send us a question last week. You're slipping P.M.

Seijifreak:   I wouldn't say that Seiji. She might start sending you three questions a week instead of one.

Seiji:   *looks nervous* Um, well, let's move on.

This question is from Lady Krista. This person asks:

Dear Seiji!

            Has Yayoi ever teased you in public? My brother did that only in private.

Lady Krista

Seiji:   Well Lady Krista, there's something you have to understand. My sister hates me. She doesn't like me at all. She didn't tease me in public because she didn't want to be around me in public. Therefore, the only time I got teased was in private, at my home. I think she was afraid I'd do something to embarass her or something. I don't know why she would think that, I didn't even talk to her half the time and a large part of my childhood was spent being sick so I couldn't leave the house anyway. If you saw me when I was sick, I probably reminded you of Sailor Saturn from Sailor Moon.

Seijifreak:   I liked Saturn. She was cool.

Seiji:   Me too. I liked Saturn. She was sweet even though people treated her like trash. Especially that sorry excuse for a housekeeper KaoriNight. KaoriNight needed to die anyway.

Seijifreak:   She did die Seiji.

Seiji:   I know, I'm just saying, she needed to die. She was annoying.

Seijifreak:   Like a majority of the characters off of Sailor Moon. *smacks self* Now watch me get a thousand flames for that. You know the thousands of people who like Sailor Moon? I'm sooooo going to get my ass whooped. Especially for dissing Sailor Moon. EVERYBODY likes Sailor Moon.

Seiji:   Not me. She whined too much. You know what though? Shuu loved that show. He said all the girls were cute. And he calls me a casanova.

Seijifreak:   Yeah, Shuu should talk. He's always chasing after a girl.

Seiji:   Oh, and Lady Krista, I'm sorry your brother teases you. I know what that's like and it sucks!!!

Seijifreak:   Yeah, I know what its like too. The BUM is always bugging me about something and is constantly threatening to beat me up. I think you need to get your sword after him Seiji-kun.

Seiji:   *snorts* No way! You need a good beating! Might straigten you up.

Seijifreak:   Seiji!!

Seiji:   If the truth hurts, bear it.

Seijifreak:   *growles* You know what that BUM did? He took my Sailor Jupiter quiz on my Sailor Jupiter homepage, and he actually passed. I mean, now I have to actually give him an award. How cheesy is that?

Seiji:   He passed? How the hell did he do that? He doesn't know jack about Sailor Moon. In fact, doesn't he hate that show?

Seijifreak:   He liked Nephrite. And he liked Jupiter...as long as she was kicking butt.

Seiji:   Nephrite was cool. I also liked Jupiter. She had some actual sense.

Seijifreak:   Of course she did. She was the most awesome senshi.

Seiji:   *rolls eyes* Whatever Seijifreak.

This question is from Black Lion. This person asks:

Dear Sage:

            Did you actually play the role of Misha in Sailor Moon just so you could get closer to Janelle, the female ice skater? She was pretty attractive, and that's motivation enough for you! *j/k*

Black Lion

Seiji:   *smacks forehead* Not the I'm a flirt rumor again! Okay people, for the thousandth time, I am not a flirt! And I do not think Janelle is cute! And I dooooo nottttt look like Misha!!!!! So no, I did not, I repeat, did not play the role of Misha. Oh, and another thing, I do not look like Matt from Digimon, and I do not look like Misha from Sailor Moon or any other character. I am Date Seiji, and that's final!

Seijifreak:   Hey Seiji.

Seiji:   What?

Seijifreak:   I think you look like Matt from Digimon.

Seiji:   *smacks forehead*

Seijifreak:   *grins*

This question is from Hino Rei. This person asks:

            Rei: That's not quite what I meant!! The Sacred Flame meant-- Usagi: Konichiwa!! Rei: GOOO AWWAYYY!!! Usa: 0ops! 0o Rei: Meant that someone will kill you. The Sacred Flame also meant *goes into trance* The Goddess of Purity and Light is the Pink Lady. The Dazzle Dance is in the Wine of the Wedding. *wakes up* What now?! Usagi: -*scribbles furiously in notebiook* Rei: *looks @ Usagi's notebook* Who said that?? Me?? No way!! Who is the Pink Lady?? Okaay! Seiji-hun, if you want clarification, ask me while you answer this question: WHAT IS MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM??? There, all done. BTW: The Darkest Prison Sheds the Light of a Pegasus. Nasutei? Can you answer that one for him??

Seiji:   Hey. Oh no! Are we still talking about the attitude thing? Well, if you must know Rei, you seem to think very highly of yourself, but you never get anywhere. I mean, you tried to become the leader of the Sailor Senshi, and still, Sailor Moon is the leader. Plus, you are mighty self-righteous. No offense to any Mars lovers out there! This is just a personal opinion. I'm not discriminating against Rei. I really don't care for the show Sailor Moon period. It was too cute for me. I always liked Dragonball Z. That show was cool!

Seijifreak:   Oh yeah!! That show is awesome man! I love Piccolo! Is he not too kick-ass?

Nasutei:   Did someone call on me?

Seiji:   Yeah, Rei wants you to explain to me what this phrase means or something. *shows Nasutei the question*

Nasutei:   *thinks* I think she's saying that if you defeat your inner demons Seiji, the pure light of your heart will appear and you won't be such a cruel person.

Seijifreak:   *laughs*

Seiji:   I'm not a cruel person. I'm straightforward. There's a difference.

Seijifreak:   *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, whatever.

Seiji:   What's that supposed to mean?

Nasutei:   Stop it you guys! You're starting to fight more than Kayura and Touma.

Seiji:   Don't even mention those two. They're liable to storm in here and disrupt the peace if you even look like you're going to mention them. They are so sensitive. We say a few words about them and they come barging in here. Besides, Seijifreak and I would never fight as much as Kayura and Touma do. No one fights as much as those two. I mean, its like a war with them. Speaking of which, I thought I heard Kayura lunge a pan at Touma's head the other night. He must have said something to really piss her off.

Seijifreak:   *laughs histerically*

Touma:   *barges in room* What is this? I do not fight with Kayura! And she has never lunged anything at my head! She knows better!

Kayura:   And just what is that supposed to mean? I know better? Are you saying you have control over me? Are you judging me by my gender?

Touma:   *starts to worry* No, no! I'm just saying that our love is so strong that...

Seijifreak:   Save the crap Touma. You're done for.


Seiji:   *gets up* Hey! What did I tell you about yelling at her!??! I'm the only one who yells at her okay? She didn't do anything. Now back off and stop acting like a jerk!

Touma:   You shut-up and besides, mind your own business!

Seiji:   Why you little...

Seijifreak:   *grins* Ah yes. Another splendid argument. Well guys, looks like its time to head out of here. I still have homework to do, and I'm getting sleepy. *looks at clock* Its 10:40!!! Aghhhhh!!! *head falls on keyboard* *smacks self* Is it just me or am I always tired? Oh well, LOL you guys and be sure to send your questions in here. Buh-bye!

Nasutei:   *smiles sweetly* Bye!